Total Medals Earned: 70 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,215 Points
Medals Earned: 8/11 (185/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
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Fail 55 times
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You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 6/6 (60/60 points)
Load into the game
Listen to the scientists last words
Turn off the power
Run into the scribble
die
Escape the facility
Medals Earned: 4/20 (25/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get skewered on spikes
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Turn away a customer with invalid ID.
Serve a drink correctly.
Serve 25 drinks correctly.
Serve 50 drinks correctly.
Serve 100 drinks correctly.
Lose a game.
Serve a drink with bourbon, scotch, and beer in it.
Get a score of 5,000
Get a score of 20,000
Get a score of 50,000
Get a score of 100,000
Do a front flip over the bar counter.
Serve a drink containing both cola and milk.
Serve a drink with no alcohol or mixers.
Medals Earned: 5/41 (25/1,000 points)
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